10 Dad Jokes To Make You Smile

What is it about dad jokes that I find so funny? Honestly, I have no idea but they make me giggle uncontrollably. So I’ve scoured the internet for 10 of my favorite dad jokes to share with you! I hope you get a good chuckle and enjoy the rest of your day.

 

What does a 6’5″ butcher weigh? 

Meat. 

 

What do you call a hippies wife?

Mississippi.

 

I burned 2000 calories yesterday…

I left my pizza in the oven too long. 

 

What ended in 1789?

1788.

 

I broke my leg in 2 places…

My Doctor recommends I stop going to those places. 

 

I’m going to say something, but be warned…it’s pretty deep.

Mariana’s Trench.

 

What is gray and not very heavy?

Light gray. 

 

I accidentally gave my wife a glue stick instead of chapstick…

She still isn’t talking to me. 

 

What’s a forklift?

Food, usually. 

 

 

What do you call a broken can opener?

A CAN’T Opener. 

 

 

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