10 Dad Jokes To Make You Smile

By 965koit on August 6, 2019

What is it about dad jokes that I find so funny? Honestly, I have no idea but they make me giggle uncontrollably. So I’ve scoured the internet for 10 of my favorite dad jokes to share with you! I hope you get a good chuckle and enjoy the rest of your day.


What does a 6’5″ butcher weigh? 



What do you call a hippies wife?



I burned 2000 calories yesterday…

I left my pizza in the oven too long. 


What ended in 1789?



I broke my leg in 2 places…

My Doctor recommends I stop going to those places. 


I’m going to say something, but be warned…it’s pretty deep.

Mariana’s Trench.


What is gray and not very heavy?

Light gray. 


I accidentally gave my wife a glue stick instead of chapstick…

She still isn’t talking to me. 


What’s a forklift?

Food, usually. 



What do you call a broken can opener?

A CAN’T Opener. 



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