10 Dad Jokes To Make You Smile
By 965koit on August 6, 2019
What is it about dad jokes that I find so funny? Honestly, I have no idea but they make me giggle uncontrollably. So I’ve scoured the internet for 10 of my favorite dad jokes to share with you! I hope you get a good chuckle and enjoy the rest of your day.
What does a 6’5″ butcher weigh?
Meat.
What do you call a hippies wife?
Mississippi.
I burned 2000 calories yesterday…
I left my pizza in the oven too long.
What ended in 1789?
1788.
I broke my leg in 2 places…
My Doctor recommends I stop going to those places.
I’m going to say something, but be warned…it’s pretty deep.
Mariana’s Trench.
What is gray and not very heavy?
Light gray.
I accidentally gave my wife a glue stick instead of chapstick…
She still isn’t talking to me.
What’s a forklift?
Food, usually.
What do you call a broken can opener?
A CAN’T Opener.
